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“The kind of humor I like is the thing that makes me laugh for five seconds and think for ten minutes.”
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“Sometimes I lie awake at night, and ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.'”
Charles M. Schulz quotes (American cartoonist, 1922-2000) Character: Charlie Brown quotes. Book: Peanuts quotes
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“Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar.”
Drew Carey quotes (American Comedian, b.1958)
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“See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.”
Robin Williams quotes (American actor)
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“I will find humor in my everyday life by looking for people I can laugh at”

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“It is the ability to take a joke, not make one, that proves you have a sense of humor.”
Max Eastman quotes (American Author, Journalist and Writer, 1883-1969)
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“Humor is tragedy plus time”
Mark Twain quotes (American Humorist, Writer and Lecturer. 1835-1910)
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“If I had no sense of humor, I would long ago have committed suicide.”
Mahatma Gandhi quotes (Indian Philosopher, internationally esteemed for his doctrine of nonviolent protest, 1869-1948)
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“Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night”
Dave Barry quotes (American Writer and Humorist best known for his weekly newspaper column. b.1947)
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“Humor is a rubber sword - it allows you to make a point without drawing blood”
Mary Hirsch quotes
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“Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?”
George Carlin quotes (American stand-up Comedian, Actor and Author. b.1937)
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