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“The good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he's really pissed off.”
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“A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.”
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“People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.”
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“You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.”
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“Your ignorance cramps my conversation”
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“Don't tempt me, I can resist anything but temptation”
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“She said she was approaching forty, and I couldn't help wondering from what direction.”
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“I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom.”
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“I'll tell 'ya how to stay young: Hang around with older people”
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“When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things - not the great occasions - that in retrospect give off the greatest glow of happiness.”
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“Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar.”
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