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“The Four Levels of Comedy: Make your friends laugh, Make strangers laugh, Get paid to make strangers laugh, and Make people talk like you because it's so much fun.”
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“Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason”
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“Charlie Brown is the one person I identify with. C.B. is such a loser. He wasn't even the star of his own Halloween special.”
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“It's hard to be funny when you have to be clean.”
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“I am so busy doing nothing... that the idea of doing anything - which as you know, always leads to something - cuts into the nothing and then forces me to have to drop everything.”
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“Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia.”
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“It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper.”
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“Now they show you how detergents take out bloodstains, a pretty violent image there. I think if you've got a T-shirt with a bloodstain all over it, maybe laundry isn't your biggest problem.Maybe you should get rid of the body before you do the wash.”
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“People who read the tabloids deserve to be lied to”
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“Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes?”
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“Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.”
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