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“The best way to get a puppy is to beg for a baby brother - and they'll settle for a puppy every time.”
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“Insomnia: A contagious disease often transmitted from babies to parents.”
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“Laughter is like changing a baby's diaper. It doesn't permanently solve any problems, but it makes things more acceptable for a while.”

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“A new baby is like the beginning of all things-wonder, hope, a dream of possibilities.”
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“[Watching a baby being born] is a little like watching a wet St. Bernard coming in through the cat door.”
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“Every baby needs a lap.”
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“It sometimes happens, even in the best of families, that a baby is born. This is not necessarily cause for alarm. The important thing is to keep your wits about you and borrow some money.”
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“Babies are such a nice way to start people”
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“There is one order of beauty which seems made to turn heads. It is a beauty like that of kittens, or very small downy ducks making gentle rippling noises with their soft bills, or babies just beginning to toddle.”
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“A baby is God's opinion that life should go on.”
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“When the first baby laughed for the first time, the laugh broke into a thousand pieces and they all went skipping about, and that was the beginning of fairies”
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