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“Sure, the lion is king of the jungle but airdrop him into Antarctica, & he's just a penguin's bitch”
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“When a man gives his opinion he's a man. When a woman gives her opinion she's a bitch.”
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“See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.”
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“You know the good part about all those executions in Texas? Fewer Texans”
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“I found my inner bitch and ran with her”
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“The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live”
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“You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named 'Bush', 'Dick', and 'Colon.' Need I say more?”
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“Sometimes you have to be a bitch to get things done.”
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“The radical right is so homophobic that they're blaming global warming on the AIDS quilt.”
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“You've got bad eating habits if you use a grocery cart in 7-Eleven okay?”
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