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“Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason”

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“Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes?”

Groucho Marx quotes (American Comedian, Actor and Singer, 1890-1977)

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“A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.”

Robert Frost quotes (American poet, 1874-1963)

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“Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia.”

Charles M. Schulz quotes (American cartoonist, 1922-2000)

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“Now they show you how detergents take out bloodstains, a pretty violent image there. I think if you've got a T-shirt with a bloodstain all over it, maybe laundry isn't your biggest problem.Maybe you should get rid of the body before you do the wash.”

Jerry Seinfeld quotes (American television Actor and Comedian, b.1954)

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“Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.”

Dr. Seuss quotes (American Writer and Cartoonist best known for his collection of children's books. 1904-1991)

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“Never be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic.”

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“It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper.”

Jerry Seinfeld quotes (American television Actor and Comedian, b.1954)

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“Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar.”

Drew Carey quotes (American Comedian, b.1958)

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“I am so busy doing nothing... that the idea of doing anything - which as you know, always leads to something - cuts into the nothing and then forces me to have to drop everything.”

Jerry Seinfeld quotes (American television Actor and Comedian, b.1954)

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“It is a curious thought, but it is only when you see people looking ridiculous that you realize just how much you love them.”

Agatha Christie quotes (English Detective, Novelist and Playwright, 1890-1976)

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