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“Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us.”
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“People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world.”
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“Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help.”
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“Who was the first guy that look at a cow and said," I think that I'll drink whatever comes out of those things when I squeeze them?”
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“Since light travels faster than sound, people appear bright until you hear them speak.”
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“Never be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic.”

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“Sometimes I lie awake at night, and ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.'”
Charles M. Schulz quotes (American cartoonist, 1922-2000) Character: Charlie Brown quotes. Book: Peanuts quotes
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“If you can't convince them, confuse them.”
Harry S Truman quotes (American 33rd President of the United States, 1884-1972)
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“See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.”
Robin Williams quotes (American actor)
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“Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia.”
Charles M. Schulz quotes (American cartoonist, 1922-2000)
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“When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me.”
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