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“Some women hold up dresses that are so ugly and they always say the same thing: 'This looks much better on.' On what? On fire?”
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“Women are meant to be loved, not to be understood.”
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“God made man stronger but not necessarily more intelligent. He gave women intuition and femininity. And, used properly, that combination easily jumbles the brain of any man I've ever met.”
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“Women are never disarmed by compliments. Men always are. That is the difference between the sexes.”
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“I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.”
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“In less enlightened times, the best way to impress women was to own a hot car. But women wised up and realized it was better to buy their own hot cars so they wouldn't have to ride around with jerks.”
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“There are easier things in life than trying to find a nice guy...like nailing jelly to a tree for example”
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“Neurotics build castles in the air, psychotics live in them. My mother cleans them.”
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“A woman's dress should be like a barbed-wire fence: serving its purpose without obstructing the view.”
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“Never play peekaboo with a child on a long plane trip. There's no end to the game. Finally I grabbed him by the bib and said, "Look, it's always gonna be me!"”
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