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“Some people are like Slinkies - not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.”

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“I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.”
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“Friends are like bras: close to your heart and there for support.”
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“Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.”

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“I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.”
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“Remember in elementary school you were told that in case of fire you have to line up quietly in a single file from smallest to tallest? What is the logic in that? What, do tall people burn slower?”
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“Sometimes I lie awake at night, and ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.'”
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“Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes.”
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“Never be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic.”

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“If you have a lot of tension and you get a headache, do what it says on the aspirin bottle: "Take two aspirin" and "Keep away from children".”

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“Love is like a booger. You keep picking at it until you get it, then wonder what to do with it.”
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