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“She wore a short skirt and a tight sweater and her figure described a set of parabolas that could cause cardiac arrest in a yak.”
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“To you I'm an atheist; to God, I'm the Loyal Opposition.”
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“Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday.”
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“I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, it's the government.”
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“I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying.”
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“I'm very proud of my gold pocket watch. My grandfather, on his deathbed, sold me this watch.”
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“I'm such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own.”
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“I've never been an intellectual but I have this look.”
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“Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too soon.”
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“The last time I was inside a woman was when I was inside the Statue of Liberty.”
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“Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.”
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