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“Sex is God's joke on human beings.”
Bette Davis quotes (American actress, 1908-1989)
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“Sex is like air; it's not important unless you aren't getting any”

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“Sex is like snow, you never know how many inches you're going to get or how long it will last”

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“Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at thirty-five. Do you get the feeling that God is playing a practical joke?”
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“Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.”
Billy Crystal quotes (American actor, comedian, director, writer, producer, b.1947)
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“An orgasm a day keeps the doctor away”
Mae West quotes (American Actress and sex symbol, 1892-1980)
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“Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer sex raises some pretty good questions”
Woody Allen quotes (American Actor, Author, Screenwriter and Film Director, b.1935)
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“A woman's appetite is twice that of a man's; her sexual desire, four times; her intelligence, eight times”

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“I wouldn't recommend sex, drugs or insanity for everyone, but they've always worked for me.”
Hunter S. Thompson quotes (American Journalist and Author, 1937-2005)
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“Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.”
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“When a man gives his opinion he's a man. When a woman gives her opinion she's a bitch.”
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