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“Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope”
George F. Burns quotes (American comedian 1896-1996)

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“Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is.”
Barbara Bush quotes (American first lady (1989-93), the wife of George Bush, b.1925)
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“For the first time in history, sex is more dangerous than the cigarette afterward.”
Jay Leno quotes (American TV Host and Comedian, b.1950)
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“I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself.”
Johnny Carson quotes (American TV Host, 1925-2005)
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“It is not sex that gives the pleasure, but the lover.”
Marge Piercy quotes (American novelist, essayist, and poet, b.1936 )
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“I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I've just had a mirror put over my kitchen table.”
Rodney Dangerfield quotes (American Comedian, 1921-2004)
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“Sex without love is merely healthy exercise.”
Robert A. Heinlein quotes (American science-fiction Writer, 1907-1988)
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“If it wasn't for pick-pockets I'd have no sex life at all.”
Rodney Dangerfield quotes (American Comedian, 1921-2004)
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“I need more sex, OK? Before I die I wanna taste everyone in the world.”
Angelina Jolie quotes (American Actress, b.1975)
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“How did sex come to be thought of as dirty in the first place? God must have been a Republican.”
Will Durst quotes
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“Shopping is better than sex. If you're not satisfied after shopping you can make an exchange for something you really like.”
Adrienne Gusoff quotes
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