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“Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope”
George F. Burns quotes (American comedian 1896-1996)

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“It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth.”
George F. Burns quotes (American comedian 1896-1996)
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“Food has replaced sex in my life, now I can't even get into my own pants”

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“It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married”
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“Sex between 2 people is a beautiful thing; between 5 it's fantastic.”
Woody Allen quotes (American Actor, Author, Screenwriter and Film Director, b.1935)
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“Sex is like art. Most of it is pretty bad, and the good stuff is out of your price range.”
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“My wife wants sex in the back of the car and she wants me to drive.”
Rodney Dangerfield quotes (American Comedian, 1921-2004)
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“I don't know the question, but sex is definitely the answer”
Woody Allen quotes (American Actor, Author, Screenwriter and Film Director, b.1935)
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“The prison psychiatrist asked me if I thought sex was dirty. I told him only when it's done right.”
Woody Allen quotes (American Actor, Author, Screenwriter and Film Director, b.1935)
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“Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good.”
Woody Allen quotes (American Actor, Author, Screenwriter and Film Director, b.1935)
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“I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.”
Steve Martin quotes (American Comedian, Writer, Producer, Actor and Musician. b.1945)
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