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“Earnestness is stupidity sent to college.”
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“If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.”
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“You have four years to be irresponsible here. Relax. Work is for people with jobs. You'll never remember class time, but you'll remember time you wasted hanging out with your friends. So, stay out late. Go out on a Tuesday with your friends when you have a paper due Wednesday. Spend money you don't have. Drink 'til sunrise. The work never ends, but college does..."”
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“The weirder you're going to behave, the more normal you should look. It works in reverse, too. When I see a kid with three or four rings in his nose, I know there is absolutely nothing extraordinary about that person.”
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“Always read something that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it.”
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“College is like a fountain of knowledge - and the students are there to drink”

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“College is the best time of your life. When else are your parents going to spend several thousand dollars a year just for you to go to a strange town and get drunk every night?”
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“Cleanliness becomes more important when godliness is unlikely.”
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“Making fun of born-again Christians is like hunting dairy cows with a high powered rifle and scope.”
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“A telephone survey says that 51 percent of college students drink until they pass out at least once a month. The other 49 percent didn't answer the phone.”
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“Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys.”
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