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“Religion to me is a bureaucracy between man and God that I don't need.”
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“We need more people speaking out. This country is not overrun with rebels and free thinkers. It's overrun with sheep and conformists.”
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“I do think the patriotic thing to do is to critique my country. How else do you make a country better but by pointing out its flaws?”
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“Let's face it; God has a big ego problem. Why do we always have to worship him?”
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“Suicide is man's way of telling God, "You can't fire me - I quit."”
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“The Bible looks like it started out as a game of Mad Libs.”
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“George Bush says, 'Gore's book needs a lot of explaining.' Of course, Bush says that about every book.”
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“But isn't there something wrong when I'm the ONLY guy in the country that got fired for 9/11?”
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“Bush gave an interview and he said people will vote for him because 'They've seen me weep, they’ve seen me laugh, and they’ve seen me hug.' These are the same qualifications for a Tickle Me Elmo.”
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“If you think you have it tough, read history books.”
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“We have been the cowards lobbing cruise missiles from 2,000 miles away. That's cowardly. Staying in the airplane when it hits the building, say what you want about it, it's not cowardly.”
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