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“Religion is just mind control”
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“Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity”
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“I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death.”
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“Atheism is a non-prophet organization”
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“If God had intended us not to masturbate he would've made our arms shorter”
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“Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist”
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“I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a guy nailed to two pieces of wood.”
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“I like it when a flower or a little tuft of grass grows through a crack in the concrete. It's so fuckin' heroic.”
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“I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me . . they're cramming for their final exam.”
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“If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten”
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“If it's true that our species is alone in the universe, then I'd have to say the universe aimed rather low and settled for very little”
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