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“Probably the toughest time in anyone's life is when you have to murder a loved one because they're the devil.”
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“I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.”
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“Murder is always a mistake - one should never do anything one cannot talk about after dinner”
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“When I wake up in the morning, I just can't get started until I've had that first, piping hot pot of coffee. Oh, I've tried other enemas...”
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“I was sleeping the other night, alone, thanks to the exterminator.”
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“I'm a great lover, I'll bet.”
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“One must never set up a murder. They must happen unexpectedlly, as in life.”
Alfred Hitchcock quotes (English Film Director, 1899-1980)
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“I love to go down to the schoolyard and watch all the little children jump up and down and run around yelling and screaming... They don't know I'm only using blanks.”
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“You know what I hate? Indian givers... no, I take that back.”
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“The problem with writing about religion is that you run the risk of offending sincerely religious people, and then they come after you with machetes.”
Dave Barry quotes (American Writer and Humorist best known for his weekly newspaper column. b.1947)
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“Murder is born of love, and love attains the greatest intensity in murder”
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