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“People who read the tabloids deserve to be lied to”
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“Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason”
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“It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper.”
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“Now they show you how detergents take out bloodstains, a pretty violent image there. I think if you've got a T-shirt with a bloodstain all over it, maybe laundry isn't your biggest problem.Maybe you should get rid of the body before you do the wash.”
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“A bookstore is one of the only pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking.”
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“My parents didn't want to move to Florida, but they turned sixty and that's the law.”
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“I am so busy doing nothing... that the idea of doing anything - which as you know, always leads to something - cuts into the nothing and then forces me to have to drop everything.”
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“You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, "See if you can blow this out."”
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“The Four Levels of Comedy: Make your friends laugh, Make strangers laugh, Get paid to make strangers laugh, and Make people talk like you because it's so much fun.”
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“A two-year old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it.”
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“The IRS! They're like the Mafia, they can take anything they want!”
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