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“Our children await Christmas presents like politicians getting in election returns: there's the Uncle Fred precinct and the Aunt Ruth district still to come in”
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“A child, like your stomach, doesn't need all you can afford to give it.”
Frank A. Clark quotes
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“There's nothing that can help you understand your beliefs more than trying to explain them to an inquisitive child.”
Frank A. Clark quotes
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“Have you any idea how many kids it takes to turn off one light in the kitchen? Three. It takes one to say, "What light?" and two more to say, "I didn't turn it on."”
Erma Bombeck quotes (U.S. humorist, 1927-1996)
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“Graduation day is tough for adults. They go to the ceremony as parents. They come home as contemporaries. After twenty-two years of child-raising, they are unemployed.”
Erma Bombeck quotes (U.S. humorist, 1927-1996)
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“Being a child at home alone in the summer is a high-risk occupation. If you call your mother at work thirteen times an hour, she can hurt you.”
Erma Bombeck quotes (U.S. humorist, 1927-1996)
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“The problem with children is that you have to put up with their parents.”
Charles de Lint quotes (Celtic folk musician and story teller, b.1951)
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“Poets have said that the reason to have children is to give yourself immortality. Immortality? Now that I have five children, my only hope is that they are all out of the house before I die.”
Bill Cosby quotes (American Actor, Comedian and Producer. b.1937, Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, USA)
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“The real magic wand is the child's own mind”
Jose Ortega y Gasset quotes (Spanish philosopher and humanist , 1883-1955)
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“My outer child is holding my inner-adult hostage”

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“You will always be your child's favorite toy”
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