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“Oh no! What have I done? I smashed open my little boy's piggy bank, and for what? A few measly cents, not even enough to buy one beer. Wait a minute, lemme count and make sure... not even close.”
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“Don't eat me. I have a wife and kids. Eat them.” To aliens who abducted Simpson family
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“Marge, old people don't need companionship, they need to be isolated and studied to see what useful nutrients can be obtained from them...”
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“Operator! Give me the number for 911”
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“Always blame it on the guy who doesn't speak English”
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“All right, brain, I don't like you and you don't like me - so let's just do this and I'll get back to killing you with beer”
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“You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'.”
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“I bet Einstein turned himself all sorts of colors before he invented the light bulb.”
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“It [YVAN EHT NIOJ] doesn't mean anything! It's like 'ramalamadingdong' or 'give peace a chance'!”
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“English - Who needs that? I'm never going to England!”
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“Ha ha! Look at this country! ? U R Gay!? Ha ha! (looking at Uruguay on the globe).”
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