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“No one ever died from sleeping in an unmade bed. I have known mothers who remake the bed after their children do it because there is wrinkle in the spread or the blanket is on crooked. This is sick.”
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“Guilt: the gift that keeps on giving.”
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“One thing they never tell you about child raising is that for the rest of your life, at the drop of a hat, you are expected to know your child's name and how old he or she is.”
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“People shop for a bathing suit with more care than they do a husband or wife. The rules are the same. Look for something you'll feel comfortable wearing. Allow for room to grow.”
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“My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car.”
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“Just think of all those women on the Titanic who said, "No, thank you," to dessert that night. And for what!”
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“When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a single bit of talent left, and could say, "I used everything you gave me.”
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“All of us have moments in out lives that test our courage. Taking children into a house with a white carpet is one of them.”
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“Housework, if you do it right, will kill you.”
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“I've exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars.”
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“Never have more children than you have car windows.”
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