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“Never have more children than you have car windows.”
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“I'm trying very hard to understand this generation. They have adjusted the timetable for childbearing so that menopause and teaching a sixteen-year-old how to drive a car will occur in the same week.”
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“I haven't trusted polls since I read that 62% of women had affairs during their lunch hour. I've never met a woman in my life who would give up lunch for sex.”
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“Guilt: the gift that keeps on giving.”
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“When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a single bit of talent left, and could say, "I used everything you gave me.”
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“A child develops individuality long before he discovers taste”
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“Don't confuse fame with success. Madonna is one; Helen Keller is the other.”
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“There are people who put their dreams in a little box and say, "Yes, I've got dreams, of course I've got dreams." Then they put the box away and bring it out once in awhile to look in it, and yep, they're still there.”
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“Did you ever notice that the first piece of luggage on the carousel never belongs to anyone?”
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“No self-respecting mother would run out of intimidations on the eve of a major holiday.”
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“There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt.”
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