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“Never have more children than you have car windows.”
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“Housework, if you do it right, will kill you.”
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“Have you any idea how many kids it takes to turn off one light in the kitchen? Three. It takes one to say, "What light?" and two more to say, "I didn't turn it on."”
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“Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery.”
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“All of us have moments in out lives that test our courage. Taking children into a house with a white carpet is one of them.”
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“Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth.”
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“One thing they never tell you about child raising is that for the rest of your life, at the drop of a hat, you are expected to know your child's name and how old he or she is.”
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“In two decades I've lost a total of 789 pounds. I should be hanging from a charm bracelet.”
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“Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.”
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“If you can't make it better, you can laugh at it.”
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“It is not until you become a mother that your judgment slowly turns to compassion and understanding.”
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