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“Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.”
Erma Bombeck quotes (U.S. humorist, 1927-1996)
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“The problem with the designated driver program, it's not a desirable job, but if you ever get sucked into doing it, have fun with it. At the end of the night, drop them off at the wrong house.”
Jeff Foxworthy quotes (American comedian, b.1958)
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“Adults are always asking little kids what they want to be when they grow up because they're looking for ideas”
Paula Poundstone quotes (American Comic, b.1959)
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“An optimist will tell you the glass is half-full; the pessimist, half-empty; and the engineer will tell you the glass is twice the size it needs to be”

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“There Are Three Kinds of People - Those Who Can Count and Those Who Can't”

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“Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia.”
Charles M. Schulz quotes (American cartoonist, 1922-2000)
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“The problem with political jokes is they get elected.”

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“Do you know why they call it 'PMS'? Because 'Mad Cow Disease' was already taken.”

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“Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives”
Sue Murphy quotes
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“If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?"”
Will Rogers quotes (American entertainer, famous for his pithy and homespun humour, 1879-1935)
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“When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. It's a whole different way of thinking.”
Elayne Boosler quotes (American Comedian and Activist. b.1952)
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