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“Never fight an inanimate object.”
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“Making fun of born-again Christians is like hunting dairy cows with a high powered rifle and scope.”
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“The weirder you're going to behave, the more normal you should look. It works in reverse, too. When I see a kid with three or four rings in his nose, I know there is absolutely nothing extraordinary about that person.”
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“You can't get rid of poverty by giving people money.”
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“Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys.”
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“Whatever it is that the government does, sensible Americans would prefer that the government does it to somebody else. This is the idea behind foreign policy.”
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“Earnestness is stupidity sent to college.”
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“Cleanliness becomes more important when godliness is unlikely.”
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“Because of their size, parents may be difficult to discipline properly.”
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“The Clinton administration launched an attack on people in Texas because those people were religious nuts with guns. Hell, this country was founded by religious nuts with guns. Who does Bill Clinton think stepped ashore on Plymouth Rock?”
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“Even very young children need to be informed about dying. Explain the concept of death very carefully to your child. This will make threatening him with it much more effective.”
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