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“Never ever discount the idea of marriage. Sure, someone might tell you that marriage is just a piece of paper. Well, so is money, and what's more life-affirming than cold, hard cash?”
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“And quit bringing up our forefathers and saying they were civil libertarians. Our founding fathers would have never tolerated any of this crap. For God's sake, they were blowing peoples' heads off because they put a tax on their breakfast beverage. And it wasn't even coffee.”
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“It's ironic that in our culture everyone's biggest complaint is about not having enough time; yet nothing terrifies us more than the thought of eternity.”
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“A recent police study found that you're much more likely to get shot by a fat cop if you run.”
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“The death penalty is becoming a way of life in this country.”
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“There's nothing wrong with being shallow as long as you're insightful about it.”
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“Liberals should not overplay this weapons of mass destruction card, because you want me to tell you the truth? Most of us are not going to care if they don't find these weapons of mass destruction. It's enough for a lot of us to see those kids smiling on that street again.”
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“I lapsed into rude.”
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“Human beings are human beings. They say what they want, don't they? They used to say it across the fence while they were hanging wash. Now they just say it on the Internet.”
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“If Clinton had only attacked terrorism as much as he attacks George Bush we wouldn't be in this problem.”
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“Now, I don't want to get off on a rant here, but guilt is simply God's way of letting you know that you're having too good a time.”
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