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“Never be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic.”

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“A thunderstorm is God's way of saying you spend too much time in front of the computer”

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“Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans”
John Lennon quotes (English Singer, Songwriter and Political activist, member of the "Beatles", 1940-1980)
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“I started out with nothing. I still have most of it.”
Michael Davis quotes
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“When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. It's a whole different way of thinking.”
Elayne Boosler quotes (American Comedian and Activist. b.1952)
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“See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.”
Robin Williams quotes (American actor)
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“Programming today is a race between software engineers stirring to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the universe is winning.”

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“Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives”
Sue Murphy quotes
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“Everything is funny as long as it is happening to someone else”
Will Rogers quotes (American entertainer, famous for his pithy and homespun humour, 1879-1935)
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“Americans have different ways of saying things. They say "elevator", we say "lift"... they say "President", we say "stupid psychopathic git.”
Alexai Sayle quotes
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“When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before.”
Mae West quotes (American Actress and sex symbol, 1892-1980)
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