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“My wife wants sex in the back of the car and she wants me to drive.”
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“When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them.”
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“My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met.”
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“If it wasn't for pick-pockets I'd have no sex life at all.”
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“I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet.”
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“I found there was only one way to look thin, hang out with fat people.”
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“girl phoned me the other day and said .... Come on over, there's nobody home. I went over. Nobody was home.”
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“I don't know the question, but sex is definitely the answer”
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“I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I've just had a mirror put over my kitchen table.”
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“I was such an ugly kid - When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up”
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