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“My theory on housework is, if the item doesn't multiply, smell, catch fire, or block the refrigerator door, let it be. No one else cares. Why should you?”
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“All of us have moments in out lives that test our courage. Taking children into a house with a white carpet is one of them.”
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“Have you any idea how many kids it takes to turn off one light in the kitchen? Three. It takes one to say, "What light?" and two more to say, "I didn't turn it on."”
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“I'm trying very hard to understand this generation. They have adjusted the timetable for childbearing so that menopause and teaching a sixteen-year-old how to drive a car will occur in the same week.”
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“Never have more children than you have car windows.”
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“Do you know what you call those who use towels and never wash them, eat meals and never do the dishes, sit in rooms they never clean, and are entertained till they drop? If you have just answered, "A house guest," you're wrong because I have just described my kids.”
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“Thanks to my mother, not a single cardboard box has found its way back into society. We receive gifts in boxes from stores that went out of business twenty years ago.”
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“There's something wrong with a mother who washes out a measuring cup with soap and water after she's only measured water in it.”
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“I'm going to stop punishing my children by saying, "Never mind! I'll do it myself."”
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“Youngsters of the age of two and three are endowed with extraordinary strength. They can lift a dog twice their own weight and dump him into the bathtub.”
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“Who in their infinite wisdom decreed that Little League uniforms be white? Certainly not a mother.”
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