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“My theory on housework is, if the item doesn't multiply, smell, catch fire, or block the refrigerator door, let it be. No one else cares. Why should you?”
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“My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint.”
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“Housework, if you do it right, will kill you.”
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“I haven't trusted polls since I read that 62% of women had affairs during their lunch hour. I've never met a woman in my life who would give up lunch for sex.”
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“Guilt: the gift that keeps on giving.”
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“My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car.”
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“Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth.”
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“In two decades I've lost a total of 789 pounds. I should be hanging from a charm bracelet.”
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“Sometimes I can't figure designers out. It's as if they flunked human anatomy.”
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“When a child is locked in the bathroom with water running and he says he's doing nothing but the dog is barking, call 911.”
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“There is nothing more miserable in the world than to arrive in paradise and look like your passport photo.”
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