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“My marriage is on the rocks again, yeah, my wife just broke up with her boyfriend”
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“When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them.”
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“My uncle's dying wish - he wanted me on his lap. He was in the electric chair.”
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“I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender.”
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“I was so poor growing up - if I wasn't a boy - I'd have had nothing to play with”
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“I met the surgeon general - he offered me a cigarette.”
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“I was such an ugly kid - When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up”
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“One year they wanted to make me poster boy - for birth control”
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“My wife wants sex in the back of the car and she wants me to drive.”
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“Yeah, I know I'm ugly... I said to a bartender, 'Make me a zombie.' He said 'God beat me to it.'”
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“With me, nothing goes right. My psychiatrist said my wife and I should have sex every night. Now, we'll never see each other!”
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