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“My luck is getting worse and worse. Last night, for instance, I was mugged by a quaker.”
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“Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too soon.”
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“If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans.”
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“The lion and the calf will lay down together, but the calf won't get much sleep.”
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“I've often said, the only thing standing between me and greatness is me”
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“Eternity is really long, especially near the end”
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“What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet”
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“I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, it's the government.”
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“I'm very proud of my gold pocket watch. My grandfather, on his deathbed, sold me this watch.”
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“Sex between 2 people is a beautiful thing; between 5 it's fantastic.”
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“I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown.”
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