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“My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies.”
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“Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.”
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“I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast.”
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“It ain't what they call you, it's what you answer to.”
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“If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bull.”
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“I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.”
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“I was married once -- in San Francisco. I haven't seen her for many years. The great earthquake and fire in 1906 destroyed the marriage certificate. There's no legal proof. Which proves that earthquakes aren't all bad.”
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“There's not a man in America who at one time or another hasn't had a secret desire to boot a child in the ass.”
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“Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There's nothing like having a midget for a butler.”
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“I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.”
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“Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people.”
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