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“My dad was the town drunk. Most of the time that's not so bad; but New York City?”
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“New York Taxi Rules: 1. Driver speaks no English. 2. Driver just got here two days ago from someplace like Segal. 3. Driver hates you.”
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“Getting on a plane, I told the ticket lady, "Send one of my bags to New York, send one to Los Angeles, and send one to Miami." She said, "We can't do that!" I told her, "You did it last week!"”
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“I miss New York. I still love how people talk to you on the street - just assault you and tell you what they think of your jacket.”
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“The crime problem in New York is getting really serious. The other day the Statue of Liberty had both hands up.”
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“If you're not in New York, you're camping out.”
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“I moved to New York City for my health. I'm paranoid and it was the only place where my fears were justified.”
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“A car is useless in New York, essential everywhere else. The same with good manners.”
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“My grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle.”
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“Traffic signals in New York are just rough guidelines.”
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“Storing your car in New York is safer than entering it in a demolition derby. But not much.”
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