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“My cousins gay, he went to London only to find out that Big Ben was a clock.”
Rodney Dangerfield quotes (American Comedian, 1921-2004)

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“My wife's jealousy is getting ridiculous. The other day she looked at my calendar and wanted to know who May was.”
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“When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them.”
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“My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too.”
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“I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.”
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“If male homosexuals are called "gay," then female homosexuals should be called "ecstatic";”
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“The one bonus of not lifting the ban on gays in the military is that the next time the government mandates a draft we can all declare homosexuality instead of running off to Canada.”
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“The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals and 362 admonishments to heterosexuals. That doesn't mean that God doesn't love heterosexuals. It's just that they need more supervision.”
Lynn Lavner quotes
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“It's better to be black than gay because when you're black you don't have to tell your mother.”
Charles Pierce quotes (American Musical Actor and Comedian, famous for his female impersonations 1926-1999)
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“See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.”
Robin Williams quotes (American actor)
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“A gay male never gets over the idea the he is a thing of beauty, and a boy forever!”

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