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“My cousins gay, he went to London only to find out that Big Ben was a clock.”
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“In a letter to "Dear Abby" a reader complained that a gay couple was moving in across the street and wanted to know what he could do to improve the quality of the neighborhood. Her suggestion - 'You could move.'”
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“Yeah, I know I'm ugly... I said to a bartender, 'Make me a zombie.' He said 'God beat me to it.'”
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“God did not create gays and lesbians so He could have something to hate!.”
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“An awful lot of gay pop stars pretend to be straight. I'm going to start a movement of straight pop stars pretending to be gay.”
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“They are preserving the sanctity of marriage, so that two gay men who've been together for twenty-five years can't get married, but a guy can still get drunk in Vegas and marry a hooker at the Elvis chapel! The sanctity of marriage is saved!”
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“My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met.”
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“At least 3% of the signers of the Constitution must have been gay, since that's the low estimate for any population sample. It was probably higher, given that they were a pretty talented bunch and wore wigs.”
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“Gay nightclubs offer better dance music.”
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“Sooner or later they are going to live in a New York City where gay marriage is not only legal, but it's common and they don't even notice.”
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“On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me.”
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