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“My cousins gay, he went to London only to find out that Big Ben was a clock.”
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“Why can't they have gay people in the army? Personally, I think they are just afraid of a thousand guys with M16s going, "Who'd you call a faggot?"”
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“From a religious point of view, if God had thought homosexuality is a sin, he would not have created gay people.”
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“We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture.”
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“I was so poor growing up - if I wasn't a boy - I'd have had nothing to play with”
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“My mother never breast-fed me. She told me she liked me as a friend.”
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“I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet.”
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“I saved a girl from being attacked last night. I controlled myself.”
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“I found there was only one way to look thin, hang out with fat people.”
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“I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.”
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“My uncle's dying wish - he wanted me on his lap. He was in the electric chair.”
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