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“My cousin is an agoraphobic homosexual, which makes it kind of hard for him to come out of the closet”
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“The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals and 362 admonishments to heterosexuals. That doesn't mean that God doesn't love heterosexuals. It's just that they need more supervision.”
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“I'm homosexual... How and why are idle questions. It's a little like wanting to know why my eyes are green.”
Jean Genet quotes (French criminal turned Novelist and Dramatist. Leading figure in the avant garde theatre, especially the Theatre of the Absurd. 1910-1986)
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“I like my beer cold, my TV loud and my homosexuals flaming.”
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“If you removed all of the homosexuals and homosexual influence from what is generally regarded as American culture, you would pretty much be left with "Let's Make a Deal”
Fran Lebowitz quotes (American Writer and Humorist, b.1950)
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“We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture.”
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“Why can't they have gay people in the army? Personally, I think they are just afraid of a thousand guys with M16s going, "Who'd you call a faggot?"”
Jon Stewart quotes (American Comedian and Actor, b.1962)
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“Jesse Helms and Newt Gingrich were shaking hands congratulating themselves on the introduction of an anti-gay bill in Congress. If it passes, they won't be able to shake hands, because it will then be illegal for a prick to touch an asshole.”
Judy Carter quotes (American Actress, Comedian and motivational speaker)
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“I am reminded of a colleague who reiterated "all my homosexual patients are quite sick" - to which I finally replied "so are all my heterosexual patients";”
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“Homosexuality in Russia is a crime and the punishment is seven years in prison, locked up with the other men. There is a three year waiting list.”
Yakov Smirnoff quotes (Russian born American Comedian. b.1951)
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“Admittedly, a homosexual can be conditioned to react sexually to a woman, or to an old boot for that matter. In fact, both homo -- and heterosexual experimental subjects have been conditioned to react sexually to an old boot, and you can save a lot of money that way.”
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