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“My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on.”
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“I blame my mother for my poor sex life. All she told me was 'the man goes on top and the woman underneath.' For three years my husband and I slept in bunk beds.”
Joan Rivers quotes (American humorist, b.1935)
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“Good sex is like good bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.”
Mae West quotes (American Actress and sex symbol, 1892-1980)
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“Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is God's gift, that's why we call it the present.”
Joan Rivers quotes (American humorist, b.1935)
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“Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia.”
Charles M. Schulz quotes (American cartoonist, 1922-2000)
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“You make the beds, you wash the dishes, and six months later you have to start all over again”
Joan Rivers quotes (American humorist, b.1935)
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“Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.”
John Barrymore quotes (American stage and film Actor. 1882-1942)
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“Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.”
Billy Crystal quotes (American actor, comedian, director, writer, producer, b.1947)
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“Gravitation cannot be held responsible for people falling in love.”
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“Instead of warning pregnant women not to drink, I think female alcoholics should be told not to fuck”
George Carlin quotes (American stand-up Comedian, Actor and Author. b.1937)
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“To attract men, I wear a perfume called 'New Car Interior”
Rita Rudner quotes (American Writer and Comedian, b.1955 Miami, Florida, USA)
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