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“Mother Nature clearly intended for us to get our food from the "patty" group, which includes hamburgers, fish sticks, and McNuggets- foods that have had all of their organs safely removed.”
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“Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing right in your ear”
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“Magnetism, as you recall from physics class, is a powerful force that causes certain items to be attracted to refrigerators.”
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“Buying the right computer and getting it to work properly is no more complicated than building a nuclear reactor from wristwatch parts in a darkened room using only your teeth.”
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“Crabgrass can grow on bowling balls in airless rooms, and there is no known way to kill it that does not involve nuclear weapons.”
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“Sharks are as tough as those football fans who take their shirts off during games in Chicago in January, only more intelligent.”
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“Auto racing is boring except when a car is going at least 172 miles per hour upside down.”
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“I regularly read Internet user groups filled with messages from people trying to solve software incompatibility problems that, in terms of complexity, make the U.S. Tax Code look like Dr. Seuss.”
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“The information encoded in your DNA determines your unique biological characteristics, such as sex, eye color, age and Social Security number.”
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“Gravity is a contributing factor in nearly 73 percent of all accidents involving falling objects.”
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“The leading cause of death among fashion models is falling through street grates.”
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