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“Mother's words of wisdom: "Answer me! Don't talk with food in your mouth!"”
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“I am not a glutton - I am an explorer of food”
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“Everyone is guilty at one time or another of throwing out questions that beg to be ignored, but mothers seem to have a market on the supply. "Do you want a spanking or do you want to go to bed?" "Don't you want to save some of the pizza for your brother?" "Wasn't there any change?"”
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“When your mother asks, "Do you want a piece of advice?" it is a mere formality. It doesn't matter if you answer yes or no. You're going to get it anyway.”
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“When a child is locked in the bathroom with water running and he says he's doing nothing but the dog is barking, call 911.”
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“When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a single bit of talent left, and could say, "I used everything you gave me.”
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“One thing they never tell you about child raising is that for the rest of your life, at the drop of a hat, you are expected to know your child's name and how old he or she is.”
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“Guilt: the gift that keeps on giving.”
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“All of us have moments in out lives that test our courage. Taking children into a house with a white carpet is one of them.”
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“It is not until you become a mother that your judgment slowly turns to compassion and understanding.”
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“Just think of all those women on the Titanic who said, "No, thank you," to dessert that night. And for what!”
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