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“Most people are bothered by those passages of Scripture they do not understand, but the passages that bother me are those I do understand.”
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“God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board”
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“God's great cosmic joke on the human race was requiring that men and women live together in marriage”
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“God, so atrocious in the Old Testament, so attractive in the New - the Jekyll and Hyde of sacred romance”
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“Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most”
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“It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.”
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“Suppose you were an idiot and suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself”
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“If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything.”
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“It is better to deserve honors and not have them than to have them and not to deserve them.”
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“I am prepared to meet anyone, but whether anyone is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter.”
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“All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence; then success is sure.”
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