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“Maybe there is no actual place called hell. Maybe hell is just having to listen to our grandparents breathe through their noses when they're eating sandwiches.”
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“If I'm not back in five minutes... just wait longer!”
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“I really want to love somebody. I do. I just don't know if it's possible forever and ever.”
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“Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.”
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“Until Ace Ventura, no actor had considered talking through his ass.”
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“Green Eggs and Ham was the story of my life. I wouldn't eat a thing when I was a kid, but Dr. Suess inspired me to try cauliflower.”
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“My report card always said, 'Jim finishes first and then disrupts the other students'.”
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“That's the trouble with being me. At this point, nobody gives a damn what my problem is. I could literally have a tumor on the side of my head and they'd be like, 'Yeah, big deal. I'd eat a tumor every morning for the kinda money you're pulling down.'”
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“Do you think God gets stoned? I think so . . . look at the platypus.”
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“When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me.”
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“Ah, yes, divorce ... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet.”
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