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“Marry an outdoors woman. Then if you throw her out into the yard on a cold night, she can still survive.”
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“Remember, a dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim upstream.”
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“Back in my rummy days, I would tremble and shake for hours upon arising. It was the only exercise I got.”
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“If there's a will, prosperity can't be far behind.”
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“Now don't say you can't swear off drinking; it's easy. I've done it a thousand times.”
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“I never worry about being driven to drink; I just worry about being driven home.”
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“It was a woman who drove me to drink -- and, you know, I never even thanked her.”
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“Christmas at my house is always at least six or seven times more pleasant than anywhere else. We start drinking early. And while everyone else is seeing only one Santa Claus, we'll be seeing six or seven.”
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“I was married once -- in San Francisco. I haven't seen her for many years. The great earthquake and fire in 1906 destroyed the marriage certificate. There's no legal proof. Which proves that earthquakes aren't all bad.”
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“Never cry over spilt milk, because it may have been poisoned.”
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“I've never struck a woman in my life, not even my own mother.”
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