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“Marriage is a wonderful institution...but who wants to live in an institution?”
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“I intend to live forever, or die trying.”
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“I'm not a vegetarian, but I eat animals who are”
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“Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.”
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“I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.”
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“I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member.”
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“Q: What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic? A: Someone who stays up all night wondering if there is a Dog.”
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“The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made.”
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“I've been looking for a girl like you - not you, but a girl like you”
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“Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.”
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“I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.”
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