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“Marge! Look at all this great stuff I found at the Marina. It was just sitting in some guy's boat!”
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“Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand.”
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“Trying is the first step to failure”
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“Always blame it on the guy who doesn't speak English”
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“Christmas is the one time of year when people of all religions come together to worship Jesus Christ.”
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“How is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive?”
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“'To Start Press Any Key'. Where's the ANY key?”
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“It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to squeeze in 8 hours of TV a day.”
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“"Let's just say that on this day, a million years ago, a dude was born who most of us think was magic. But others don't, and that's cool. But we're probably right. Amen." - Homer Simpson”
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“"You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel" {while speaking on the phone}”
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“Oh, people can come up with statistics to prove anything. 14% of people know that.”
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