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“Many a golfer prefers a golf cart to a caddy because the cart cannot count, criticize or laugh”

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“Golf is a game in which the slowest people in the world are those in front of you, and the fastest are those behind”

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“When I die, bury me on the golf course so my husband will visit”

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“Golf is a good walk spoiled.”
Mark Twain quotes (American Humorist, Writer and Lecturer. 1835-1910)
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“There's no game like golf: you go out with three friends, play eighteen holes, and return with three enemies”

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“The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you.”
Rita Mae Brown quotes (American Writer, b.1944)
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“I don't exaggerate - I just remember big”
Chi Chi Rodriguez quotes (Puerto Rican Golfer, b.1935)
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“It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper.”
Jerry Seinfeld quotes (American television Actor and Comedian, b.1954)
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“I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize”
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“Remember that as a teenager you are at the last stage of your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you.”
Fran Lebowitz quotes (American Writer and Humorist, b.1950)
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“Ah, yes, divorce ... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet.”
Robin Williams quotes (American actor)
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