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“Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas.”
ariel Johnny Carson quotes (American TV Host, 1925-2005)
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“And the Grinch, with his Grinch-feet ice cold in the snow, stood puzzling and puzzling, how could it be so? It came without ribbons. It came without tags. It came without packages, boxes or bags. And he puzzled and puzzled 'till his puzzler was sore. Then the Grinch thought of something he hadn't before. What if Christmas, he thought, doesn't come from a store. What if Christmas, perhaps, means a little bit more.”
Rosva Dr. Seuss quotes (American Writer and Cartoonist best known for his collection of children's books. 1904-1991)
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“Christmas, children, is not a date. It is a state of mind.”
Mary Ellen Chase quotes (American scholar, teacher, and writer, 1887-1973)
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“There's nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not be a child.”
Erma Bombeck quotes (U.S. humorist, 1927-1996)
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“I will honor Christmas in my heart, and try to keep it all year.”
Charles Dickens quotes (English novelist, generally considered the greatest of the Victorian era, 1812-1870)
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