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“Listen, lad. I built this kingdom up from nothing. When I started here, all there was was swamp. Other kings said I was daft to build a castle on a swamp, but I built it all the same, just to show 'em. It sank into the swamp. So, I built a second one. That sank into the swamp. So I built a third one. That burned down, fell over, then sank into the swamp. But the fourth one... stayed up! And that's what you're gonna get, lad: the strongest castle in these islands.”
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“We apologise for the fault in the subtitles. Those responsible have been sacked.”
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“First you must find... another shrubbery! (dramatic chord) Then, when you have found the shrubbery, you must place it here, beside this shrubbery, only slightly higher so you get a two layer effect with a little path running down the middle. ("A path! A path!") Then, you must cut down the mightiest tree in the forrest... with... a herring!” Monty Python and the Holy Grail (1975)
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“-She turned me into a newt! -A newt? -I got better...”
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“I think that all good, right thinking people in this country are sick and tired of being told that all good, right thinking people in this country are fed up with being told that all good, right thinking people in this country are fed up with being sick and tired. I'm certainly not, and I'm sick and tired of being told that I am”
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“'What? Ridden on a horse?' 'Yes' 'You're using coconuts!' 'What?' 'You've got two empty halves of coconuts and you're banging them together!' 'So?'”
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“There's nothing an agnostic can't do if he doesn't know whether he believes in anything or not”
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“Tonight, instead of discussing the existence or non- existence of God, they have decided to fight for it”
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“'Tis but a scratch' 'A scratch?! Your arm's off!' 'No, it isn't.'” Monty Python and the Holy Grail (1975)
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“The Castle Aaahhhgggg - our quest is at an end.”
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