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“Librarians, Dusty, possess a vast store of politeness. These are people who get asked regularly the dumbest questions on God's green earth. These people tolerate every kind of crank and eccentric and mouth-breather there is.”
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“A book is a gift you can open again and again.”
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“Where all the women are strong, all the men are good-looking and all the children are above-average.”
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“It was luxuries like air conditioning that brought down the Roman Empire. With air conditioning their windows were shut, they couldn't hear the barbarians coming.”
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“Beauty isn't worth thinking about; what's important is your mind. You don't want a fifty-dollar haircut on a fifty-cent head.”
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“Be well, do good work, and keep in touch”
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“A girl in a bikini is like having a loaded pistol on your coffee table - There's nothing wrong with them, but it's hard to stop thinking about it”
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“They would not be smart enough to pour piss out of their boots, if the instructions were written on the sole”
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“Some luck lies in not getting what you thought you wanted but getting what you have, which once you have got it you may be smart enough to see is what you would have wanted had you known.”
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“I believe in looking reality straight in the eye and denying it.”
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